Hella Jesus
Bright citrus sativa. Uplifted, happy, and energetic.
79% TAC
Lineage
Sonoma Hills Farm
Flavors
Citrus, Tropical, Sweet
Effects
Uplifted, Happy, Energetic
Terpenes
Myrcene, Limonene, Caryophyllene
Strains rotate every quarter — check back for new drops.
See all strains →Select Format:
Flower in a cart.
Lab tested, zero recalls. Every batch of Hella Jesus is tested at ISO 17025-accredited third-party labs for 101 contaminants including pesticides, heavy metals, and residual solvents. View current lab results →
Questions? Call the founder. Every Halara package has Nick's personal phone number on the back — text or call him directly about this strain or anything else.
For adult use only. Must be 21+. Available in licensed dispensaries.
About Hella Jesus
A Sonoma Hills Farm collaboration in live resin sauce form. Bright citrus on the inhale with a tropical sweetness that keeps things light. At 79% TAC, the sativa effects are clear-headed and uplifting. Heady happiness paired with enough warmth to keep it social and easygoing.
Notes from the press
Sonoma Hills Farm grew this for us during a single-farm partnership drop. Citrus-tropical sativa with a sweet finish, the kind of cart that built our Bay Area repeat business. We rotated it when their harvest moved to different genetics (this is the trade-off with single-farm sourcing, and we'd make it again). Strawberry Jack is the active sativa resin sauce pick today.
What Makes It Different
- 10x award winning
- Whole plant extract — not from cheap trim
- Ceramic mouthpiece + ultra-premium ceramic heating
- No adhesives
- Bigger airflow, bigger clouds, less burning
For adult use only. Must be 21+. Available in licensed dispensaries.
If you like Hella Jesus, you'll love these
Hella Cherry Jelly
Cherry & Fruity sativa resin sauce
Shares Limonene + Caryophyllene
Guava Gelato
Tropical & Creamy sativa High THC
Shares Myrcene + Limonene
Maui Wowie
Tropical & Punchy sativa High THC
Shares Myrcene + Limonene
Sour Diesel
Citrus & Herbal sativa rosin
Shares Limonene + Myrcene
Sour Gummiez
Tart & Fruity sativa rosin
Shares Limonene + Myrcene
Strawberry Jack
Citrus & Herbal sativa resin sauce
Shares Limonene + Myrcene
Customer Reviews
Based on 2 reviews
Alex D.
Budtender
Zero complaints
We recommend Halara to anyone who asks for a quality cart. Zero complaints from customers, no clogs, great flavor across the board. Easy sell.
Recommends this product
Priya S.
Customer
Night and day difference
Switched from a competitor and the difference is night and day. The resin sauce line especially — you can taste the actual plant, not just distillate with terps sprayed on.
Recommends this product
Learn More
View all articles
Why Vape Cartridges Clog (And What We Did to Stop It)
The cannabis industry has been selling carts it knows will clog for almost a decade. Here's the physics of why it happens and what we did to stop it.
What Is Live Rosin? How It's Made & Why It Costs More
Live rosin is the cleanest, most flavorful cannabis concentrate you can buy. Here's how it's made, how it compares, and why it costs more.
Your 420 Vape Guide, From Someone Who Actually Makes Them
I've filled over a million cartridges. Here's what I'd tell a friend before they walk into a dispensary this weekend.
Frequently Asked Questions
What does Hella Jesus taste like?+
Hella Jesus features citrus, tropical, sweet flavor notes. A Sonoma Hills Farm collaboration in live resin sauce form. Bright citrus on the inhale with a tropical sweetness that keeps things light. At 79% TAC, the sativa effects are clear-headed and uplifting. Heady happiness paired with enough warmth to keep it social and easygoing.
What are the effects of Hella Jesus?+
Hella Jesus is known for uplifted, happy, energetic effects. Dominant terpenes include Myrcene, Limonene, Caryophyllene, which contribute to both the flavor profile and the experience. Lineage: Sonoma Hills Farm.
Is Hella Jesus indica, sativa, or hybrid?+
Hella Jesus is a sativa strain testing at 79% TAC. Effects include uplifted, happy, energetic. Available in Halara's Resin Sauce line.
Are Halara products lab tested?+
Yes. Every single batch is tested at ISO 17025-accredited third-party labs for 101 contaminants including pesticides, heavy metals, mycotoxins, residual solvents, and microbials. We publish full COA (Certificate of Analysis) results for transparency. Zero DCC recalls as of March 2026 — verifiable at recalls.cannabis.ca.gov.
What's in a Halara vape cartridge?+
Nothing artificial. Our Naturally Smooth line contains cannabis-derived distillate with natural terpenes. Our Resin Sauce line is whole plant extract — flower in a cart. No cutting agents, no additives, no PG/VG, no vitamin E acetate. Ever. Verified via batch-specific COAs tested at ISO 17025-accredited labs. Zero DCC recalls as of March 2026.
What hardware does Halara use?+
We exclusively use glass cartridges with medical-grade stainless steel and ceramic heating elements. Most other brands use plastic cartridges where microplastics can leach into the oil. We avoid this entirely. Unlike brands using polycarbonate plastic where microplastics can leach into heated oil, Halara's glass-and-ceramic construction ensures nothing artificial touches the product.
As Featured In
Find Hella Jesus near you
Available at dispensaries across California, Washington, and New York.
Find a Dispensary